Velvet Lounge
9 p.m.-ishHead Molt (Richmond riot-starters. (Literally.))
Stress Ape (Total destruction from Oakland)
Abdul’s Gaye Posse (Me and Gaybomb)
Layne/Stailey (Apparently the reanimated corpse of the Alice In Chains dude.)
Velvet Lounge
9 p.m.-ishHead Molt (Richmond riot-starters. (Literally.))
Stress Ape (Total destruction from Oakland)
Abdul’s Gaye Posse (Me and Gaybomb)
Layne/Stailey (Apparently the reanimated corpse of the Alice In Chains dude.)
this show could cause heightened brain activity and possible 2nd hand death.
(via ohgeography)
when the UMD theatre dept did this a couple years back whenever people would talk about it I would ask “oh, you’re in town? I’ve never heard of that musical, what’s it about?” and then try to convince the other person that nobody would write a musical about urine on that note I don’t have any friends in the theatre department except for one guy
http://claricesmithcenter.umd.edu/blog/ortuzar/archives/000043.cfm
What did the baseball field get his girlfriend?
a diamond.
** i just want to point out that in the reality of this joke, which was approved for popsicle stickery, there is a baseball field that is maintaining a relationship with a woman, and this baseball field conducted a business deal with a diamond salesman.
just pointing that out.
this is a thing.
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“Do you know if the Dr. Dog show is sold out tonight?”
wait, i couldnt hear you, let me put my i-pod on paws.
shouldnt that guy write for the Onion…am i right or am i right…or am i right…
(via executiveproducerdickwolf)
did you ever hear about that kid on the news that witnessed a stabbing…that was the name he gave the news…that kid is cool.
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