March 2010
2 posts
help me win this plz? →
Tomorrow at the Velvet Lounge
rendit:
chrisgrier:
Velvet Lounge 9 p.m.-ish
Head Molt (Richmond riot-starters. (Literally.)) Stress Ape (Total destruction from Oakland) Abdul’s Gaye Posse (Me and Gaybomb) Layne/Stailey (Apparently the reanimated corpse of the Alice In Chains dude.)
this show could cause heightened brain activity and possible 2nd hand death.
February 2010
3 posts
a joke from popsicle stick
What did the baseball field get his girlfriend?
a diamond.
** i just want to point out that in the reality of this joke, which was approved for popsicle stickery, there is a baseball field that is maintaining a relationship with a woman, and this baseball field conducted a business deal with a diamond salesman.
just pointing that out.
December 2009
26 posts
gene shallot.
shouldnt that guy write for the Onion…am i right or am i right…or am i right…
Rusty Shackleford
(via executiveproducerdickwolf)
did you ever hear about that kid on the news that witnessed a stabbing…that was the name he gave the news…that kid is cool.
Fuck This: Post-Modernism is Over, and Punk...
executiveproducerdickwolf:
wattledsmokyhoneyeater:
“We made a death pact, and I have to accomplish my part of the deal. Please bury me next to my baby. Please bury me with my leather jacket, my jeans and my biker boots.
Goodbye.
With love, Sid.”
The best definition of Post Modernism I’ve ever heard didn’t make sense. That, and it probably wasn’t the same as the best one you’ve ever...
i was just in the bathroom and a mouse ran out
executiveproducerdickwolf:
it was cute :(
why do mice shit everywhere and try to steal our food, why can’t they just hang out
man these mice have no manners. i would even GIVE them some food, but they always want the trash.
we’ve made up a story that its just one mouse we’re always seeing.
on elder mac laptops.
Haley: remember when you saw that guy in the library with that like really old kind of mac laptop
that comes in colors
me: hahhahha
Haley: that would be such a cool "retro" comp to have
me: and i tried to take a pic
and he caught me
Haley: i wonder how he gets that to work
hahah oh yeah
me: it prolly doesnt even understand the internet
its like "wht do you mean flash player 9"
"whats an mp3'
Haley: yeah haha
it's like "wanna play minesweeper?"
"sorry, i've never heard of that"
"but i have all the latest fonts, check out comic sans!"
me: "i dunno if you've been to wordperfect lately, but we've got clip art"
Haley: haha yeah
but its only that kind of clipart that's like a stick figure with the long nose
amy dewan
hates los del rio.
loves los lonely boys.
best ones ive heard recently:
marc bolan for columbine
my big fat greek wedding present
sean penn15
two in the ariel pink, one in the ariel stink
oasis the place
masonic youth
skaskank redemption
Shoegazi
The Stains of Being Sure of Farts
Tracy Morgan State UniversiTina Fey
Thurston Less Claypool
list of Los Del Rio songs people are talking about...
1. Macarena.
list of a-ha songs people are talking about when...
1. take on me.
list of JMC songs people are talking about when...
1. just like honey.
WHY
did robert redford stick his cock into a bottle of Newman’s Own salad dressing….well the two men have been friends for over 40 years, he wouldn’t stick it in a competitors product.
at 6pm today.
papa johns will be delivering one free pizza to my home.
this was achieved by emailing the online customer feedback form three times with a complaint, and then speaking with the regional manager when he calls.
when you bring my pizza late, this is what you force me to do.
re: a few posts ago…
lover of love- alan vega
"The Apartment Building," a poem by Michael...
executiveproducerdickwolf:
There is a whore in my apartment building: her room smells like dirty sex There’s a man next door who reads the Times: his idea of a hero is a handjob and a beer There’s a dog in that man’s room: his name is Asshole and he smells like piss There is also a woman in that man’s room: she cleans and gets fucked Across the courtyard a couple lives: He’s an actor,...
November 2009
31 posts
eat your heart out. Mari by martin rev
gregorian.
me: i dont think any of those gregorian fucking chant records are made by real monks
i think its a bunch of dudes
Haley: yeah prolly
cause what group of monks is gonna go lay down tracks in a studio for 3 weeks
me: right
in their little robes?
fly out to LA
Haley: haha yeah
with the producer and the mixer in the other room
like nodding along to the chants
me: brother mathias is like
YOURE FLAT BROTHER PETER
Haley: brother peter is whining like
"i can't heeeear myself"
"more reverb in mic 2 pleeease"
me: "can someone please get brother timothy a club soda, and NO LIME this time. PLEASE."
Haley: the producer hands over the club soda and walks back into the mixing room like rubbing his temples "...divas.."
Sent at 1: 07 PM on Monday
me: "...i don't know brother lazarus, it seems like that key change is a little disingenuous...what if we pan you left and you sing a 7th with brother Luke"
Sent at 1: 09 PM on Monday
Haley: brother peter still can't hear himself,and 2 days later quits the band
on the plane back to the humble monestary in scotland a single tear runs down his cheek
years ago i made music with a guy named miles, and...
beer and rocknroll. dont be a wimp.
SATURDAY NIGHT IM PLAYING WITH:
Stuart Luptons band child ballads, and performance artist James Magnum»> at Laughing man’s space here: 29 kings ct se #3 washington dc 20003
happy hollidaze.
ive got a feeling.
most of my online presence tomorrow will be related to my dogs.
i need to remark on Sunny.
It has surpassed every other show.
every episode is flawless. its the new simpsons AND the new seinfeld.
thanks.
just your average Buggles/Salty Dinner kind of...
me: what a salty dinner
Haley: what it was
me: pork chop
rice
salad
pork chop with a salty pork rub
rice with salt
Haley: mmm
me: italian dressing on the salad
so salty salad
Haley: sounds salty
me: uhh yea
Haley: ha
me: i was really loving the water i had with it
Haley: i bet
dammit
so i've been listening to the buggles on repeat
but every time i start it i'm like "this is the last time"
so i dont press repeat
so i just keep going back and putting it back on
but i'm reeeeally sick of the bush tetras now
cause i keep hearing the beginning of that while i'm changing it to the buggles again
its really irritating
but even now, i havent put on the repeat button
me: dang
thats FUNKY
Haley: i put on soft cell
“i am a donut” - john f kennedy”
– history of america.
for friends: this is an olllllllddd song, but i...
things on my mind.
1. looming disaster. like the independence day thing where the spaceship casts a shadow over the white house.
2. this weird image of the earth opening a door and slipping into the opening in space and shutting it behind. with cartoon noises going on. and then a giant colonel sanders steps out into the frame and is like “this is what you always knew would happen.”
3. cat...