BUCKET LIST
Tomorrow at the Velvet Lounge

rendit:

chrisgrier:

Velvet Lounge
9 p.m.-ish

Head Molt (Richmond riot-starters. (Literally.))
Stress Ape (Total destruction from Oakland)
Abdul’s Gaye Posse (Me and Gaybomb)
Layne/Stailey (Apparently the reanimated corpse of the Alice In Chains dude.)

this show could cause heightened brain activity and possible 2nd hand death.

executiveproducerdickwolf:

(via ohgeography)
when the UMD theatre dept did this a couple years back whenever people would talk about it I would ask “oh, you’re in town? I’ve never heard of that musical, what’s it about?” and then try to convince the other person that nobody would write a musical about urine  on that note I don’t have any friends in the theatre department except for one guy
http://claricesmithcenter.umd.edu/blog/ortuzar/archives/000043.cfm

executiveproducerdickwolf:

(via ohgeography)

when the UMD theatre dept did this a couple years back whenever people would talk about it I would ask “oh, you’re in town? I’ve never heard of that musical, what’s it about?” and then try to convince the other person that nobody would write a musical about urine on that note I don’t have any friends in the theatre department except for one guy

http://claricesmithcenter.umd.edu/blog/ortuzar/archives/000043.cfm

a joke from popsicle stick

What did the baseball field get his girlfriend?

a diamond.

** i just want to point out that in the reality of this joke, which was approved for popsicle stickery, there is a baseball field that is maintaining a relationship with a woman, and this baseball field conducted a business deal with a diamond salesman.

just pointing that out.

this is a thing.

this is a thing.

executiveproducerdickwolf:

the trailer for marmaduke

- they are making a marmaduke movie

- owen wilson plays marmaduke

- use of “california” by phantom planet

wat

listen, we need to write a faggy song about maryland that gets used in everything to do with maryland. or DC….maybe we should do DC.

executiveproducerdickwolf:

lookatthisfuckinghipster:

“Do you know if the Dr. Dog show is sold out tonight?”


wait, i couldnt hear you, let me put my i-pod on paws.

executiveproducerdickwolf:

lookatthisfuckinghipster:

“Do you know if the Dr. Dog show is sold out tonight?”

wait, i couldnt hear you, let me put my i-pod on paws.

gene shallot.

shouldnt that guy write for the Onion…am i right or am i right…or am i right…

Rusty Shackleford

(via executiveproducerdickwolf)

did you ever hear about that kid on the news that witnessed a stabbing…that was the name he gave the news…that kid is cool.

aseablackwithink:

this song/video/band is an exhibit a of trying too hard

VOMIT FOR DAYS. i knew indie pop was ruined.  i guess it is time to make industrial.